There once was a time when I was in e-love with Uffie. And Zooey Deschanel. And blah, blah, blah. But alas, no more. These days there's only room for Florrie. I mean, listen to "Begging Me." And watch the video. Notice any flaws? No, of course not. God, it's all so perfect. Know what's embarrassing? My propensity to fall deeply in love with any girl that can sing, DJ, paint, whatever. Seriously. Any girl with any sort of skill whatsoever, game over. But yea, Florrie wins.