So one time I was at Sway for Morrissey Night or Smiths night or Sunday night or whatever you wanna call it and Team Crystal Castles walked in and I was all, "OMG, I love you Alice!" but I didn't actually say anything, instead I just sat in a corner and drank Jameson until I was fully tanked, then I took a cab home without so much as giving Alice a high five even though she's the love of my life, speaking of the love of my life, Taylor Swift is the love of my life and I promise I'll resume T. Swift fan fiction-ing if I ever write another post. Promise. Swear.
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