Eventually Yung Swift and I are gonna have to have the very serious conversation where I'm like, "Ayo Taylor, I wanna have kittens." And she may be all, "But dude, I can't raise a kitten. I'm nonstop touring!" And I'll be like, "Err, I can be a stay-at-home dad. Duh?" And she's all, "Seriously though, bro? Do we really want three cats running around the crib meowing and purring and shedding and scratching and whining?" And I'm like, "Is that even a question?" And she's all, "Yea, true, my bad. Let's raise a kitten." Tite.
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