Moullinex + Gigamesh + Destiny's Child + Cyril Hahn

Eating is really important to me. Like really, really important. Because I'm fat, lazy, etc. Because I'm an American. But know what I like even more than eating? Eating total garbage. Just stuffing my face/stomach with terrible, nasty, vile, delicious things. And I don't have standards. McDonald's? Love it. God, I love it so, so much. Subway? Yea. Awesome. Totally friggin' awesome.

Anyways. What I propose (no, I'm not proposing to 13 just yet) is that Taylor and I go on a road trip. From coast to coast and back again. Simply to eat all of the fast food imaginable. Shake Shack here, In-N-Out there. We'll pretend like we're not gonna go to Chick-fil-A since they're terrible people and all. But, uh, let's be real. I'm weak of will, weak of spirit, weak in every capacity. I will cave, I will eat Chick-fil-A, and I will feel like a horrible person because of it.

Most importantly, Waffle House. Holy hell. Yes. Waffle House. If T. and I can get through her watching me eat Waffle House then we can surely get through anything.

Moullinex - Take My Pain Away (Gigamesh Remix) by GIGAMESH

Destiny's Child - Say My Name (Cyril Hahn Remix) by Cyril Hahn