Scott Melker + Icona Pop + Taylor Swift + The Notorious B.I.G.

Know what the best part about Taylor Swift is? It's not her songs. It's not her smile. It's not her bod. It's not her cat. (It's probably her cat.) It's not her face every time she wins an award. (OMG! Me?! Really?!) It's not her wardrobe. (It's definitely not her wardrobe.) It's that she never makes a stupid pouty face in pictures. You know? The one where you look like a grumpy, mischievous, promiscuous duck? Maybe a closed mouth, serious, piercing stare every once in a while. But never a duck. Thank goodness.

Me & My Bitch Are Never Getting Back Together (Melker Project Popped And Screwed) - Taylor & Biggie by scottmelker

I Love It (The Melker Project Remix) - Icona Pop by scottmelker