Turbz + The Proj

So I was super hype on warm weather as recently as yesterday. Then today hits and I have to go outside and walk around and run some errands and whatever and oh my goodness I'm sweating a little bit and this is a huge pain in the butt, isn't it? And my room's a bit warm so I might have to put my A/C in soon and oh my goodness that's the biggest pain in the butt ever, isn't it? And of course I'm OD paranoid and OCD or whatever and I'm always petrified that I'm gonna install my A/C poorly and it's gonna fall out of the window and crush somebody or something and oh my goodness, would I go to jail for that? I miss winter.

Do What You Feel, Feel What You Do Vol 1. by turbzmusic

Butt Cheeks 2020 by theproj

Funkystepz + Rihanna + Sebastian Ingrosso + Alesso + Dash Speaks

Just wanna take a moment here to show myself some love for having the ill low cholesterol. I eat like a pig, sit in bed in my underwear all day, and refuse to exercise. And still? Yes, still. Still low cholesterol. And I just joined a gym and started exercising and eating vegetables (gross, I know) and yo not for nothing but my cholesterol is gonna be on point if I stay doing this healthy adult nonsense. Feeling myself.

Funkystepz x Rihanna - Birthday Cake [Miami Bass Edit] by Funkystepzuk

Sebastian Ingrosso & Alesso - Calling (Dash Speaks Neighborhood Remix) by Dash Speaks

Echo & The Bunnymen + Young Edits

Yo, are you serious? St. Patrick's Day? Clearly the worst thing in the entire world. First I have to go to some rooftop party at like 2 PM. For one, I shouldn't be out of bed before 3 PM. And for another, outside before 8 PM? In the sunlight? With a bunch of people with green bandanas and green flip-flops and green frat star sunglasses and a green beer bong and blah, blah, blah? Jesus. Terrifying. And I'm on this rooftop getting a sunburn and all I want is to hear "Call Me Maybe" but nobody's playing it and ugh! I mean it was great to see my friends and meet some new people (lies, I hate meeting new people), but let's not pretend like being outside and being sociable are two things that I've ever been comfortable with. Life is just so hard sometimes, you know?

Young Edits - Bring On The Dancing Whores by Young Edits

Richard Richard + Asher Diamonds + Kid Color + Beni + Brodinski + Capsule

Being home in Dallas is nice. Gained a few pounds, took a few naps, ogled a few southern belles, saw a few friends, petted my puppy, etc. But it's time to go home. It's time to go feed Greg the Cat. It's time to go DJ in hotels where it's required that I wear a button-up shirt. It's time to go pay $6 for a beer at a "cheap" bar. It's time to go blah, blah, blah. It's time to go to the airport, why am I blogging instead of packing?

Richard Richard - "Toro"

Beni - Last Night (Brodinski Remix) by modularpeople

Richard Richard: Toro (Asher Diamonds Remix) by Richard Richard

Richard Richard: Toro (Kid Color's Red Flag Remix) by Richard Richard

Capsule - Feelin' Alright (Extended-Mix) by Nello And Patrash

Lana Del Rey + Jay-Z + Scott Melker

Aw, shucks. Yung Scott Melker and his mash-ups. Or blends or edits or remixes or whatever you wanna call 'em. I dunno. They just keep coming and coming and coming and etc. And it's not like he's just slopping out one after the next. I mean, they're good. Really good. Like have you heard The Melker Project? It's beastly. Volume 2 coming (not) soon (enough).

Dirt Off Your Shoulder Vs. Born To Die (Scott Melker Remix) - Jay-Z Vs. Lana Del Rey by scottmelker

David Guetta + Usher + HOHME

Ayo. Big shouts to HOHME for DJing at Princeton a couple of weekends ago. I mean I've wanted to DJ at Princeton for. Like. Christ, I dunno. Like two years now? I see you wilding in your eating clubs, Princeton. And I wanna be a part of it. I wanna be the dude playing "Get Like Me" and Carly Rae Jepsen and "Holidae In" and the such at your parties. So thanks to you, Princeton, for wholeheartedly rejecting my advances with a resounding "meh." And yea. Big shouts to HOHME for not bringing me along as the ill opener. Thanks, buddy!

And even bigger shouts to HOHME for competing in an Arrested Development trivia contest. And making it through eight zillion qualifying rounds. All the way to the finals. My dude, I quintuple dog dare you to be a bigger nerd. Nice glasses, nerd. Jesus, what a dorky nerd.

David Guetta ft. Usher - Without You (HOHME Bootleg Remix) by HOHME

Mr. Jigga + GLOVES + SPF 5000 + Will Crawshaw

OMFG. Just got back from the eye doctor. Pupils dilated. Spent fifteen minutes walking around outside trying to cop a new band for this Mickey Mouse watch my grandpa gave me ten or so years ago. In the sun. "Daytime" is corny enough on a normal day. But on a day when my pupils are dilated and the sunlight makes me feel like someone's stabbing me in the eyes while pouring acid in the wounds? Gah, just make it stop already! But yea I got a new watch band and now my wrist is super ticey even though it's too small to handle a proper men's watch.

7 - SPF 5000 - Doorknocker (Will Crawshaw Deep Dub) mstr by SPF 5000

1 - SPF 5000 - Doorknocker mstr by SPF 5000

Mr Jigga - Wont U B Mine (GLOVES Remix) by GLOVES

Van She + Ishi + Redsean

So I went to the dentist today. And it started out super ill. Really swanky office. TVs and headphones so I could chill heavy while they took X-rays and the such. Blah, blah, etc. But then they hooked up the TV to the computer and started showing me pictures of my teeth. And like zooming in on the inside of my mouth and whatever, whatever. And yo. Mouths are disgusting. Have you ever seen your teeth magnified? Grimy. What a disgusting experience. I'm never kissing anyone ever again. Yeesh.

It Could Be The Same (Vemixed) by Van She

Kelly by Van She

ISHI - Disco Queen (Redsean Remix) by Redsean

PUNCHES

So I'm DJing tonight. Nothing too interesting. Just a standard NYC Saturday night kinda thing. But here's the deal. It's DST today. Which means I'm DJing five hours instead of six. Which means I'm either going to have to only play "Call Me Maybe" six times instead of seven times. Or I'm gonna have to play it in more rapid succession than I typically do. And I dunno, but this whole thing is really stressing me out.

Anyways. This new Punches. Um, yes please. And thank you. This EP is a beast. OMG, ZOMG. Like "Dancing Together." Are you hearing this? Are you hearing the way Midnight Magic's Tiffany Roth and Alan Astor croon together? Are you hearing Team Bresnitz's production? Ugh, so rad.

Punches - Dancing Together by OurLabelIntl

Mercury + Beni + John Talabot

So NSR and I are DJing the Kitsuné party at Santos tonight. Tickets are available here until 2 PM. Should be tickets available at the door as well. Anyways. Computer Magic. Really beautiful, right? Yea, yea, whatever. Know what's really impressive? The tops. Peep here and here and here and here and above and blah and blah and see you tonight at Santos.

Mercury - Running Back To You (Beni Remix) (Excerpt) by Gomma

Club Mod: F3 - Lonely Land (John Talabot Midnight Club Revision) by modularpeople