RAC + Penguin Prison + The Magician + Romy

I guess the real question is this: Where are T. and I gonna go on our first vacation? And what will the dynamic be like? I feel like it's gonna be kinda awkward, right? Because we'll be mega used to traveling together on her tours by now. But this time there's no itinerary or whatever. So it's just up to us to figure out what we want to do and when we want to do it. And what if we're just super boring and sit in the hotel room all day facing room service and watching pricey movies and I'm chillin' but she's like, "OMG, worst vacation ever! You're dumped!" Dude. That'd literally be the end of me. Yikes.

RAC - Hollywood featuring Penguin Prison (The Magician Remix) by Green Label Sound

HOME by House-of-Romyo

Azealia Banks + Nick Hook + Hudson Mohawke

Does anyone know what T. eats on? Trying to figure this out. I bet she's pretty healthy, right? Like not a vegetarian, but also not trying to go in on bacon cheeseburgers four times per week. Right? Right? I think it'd be fun to go to the ill Thai spot with Taylor and we'd get the ill noodle dish and try to eat it with chopsticks but I'm crazy bad at using chopsticks and it'd be cute and adorable and we'd giggle about what an incompetent buffoon I am and. Sigh. Taylor.

JUMANJI Prod. By HUDSON MOHAWKE & NICK HOOK by Azealia Banks

P.S. No human person will ever look as good as 13 looked at the ACMs. Deal with it.

Scott Melker + The Beatles + Jay-Z

I'm from Dallas, right? Yea. Thirty or so minutes from Fort Worth. My moms used to take my sister and me to the Japanese Garden at the Fort Worth Botanical Garden. So tite. Mad koi fish swimming around being fishy and the such. And you can buy fish food from these dispenser things and feed the fish. And they'll jump right out of the water and eat the food out of your hand. Whoa! Imagine the Taylor Swift Shocked Face that Taylor would make when a fishy little fish wrapped its fishy little mouth around her fingers in order to get at some stinky fish food. How adorable!

Say Hello Vs. Because (Jay-Z Vs. The Beatles) - The Melker Project by scottmelker

Yung Skeeter + Solidisco + Ladyhawke + Gigamesh + The D.A. + Redsean

Dude. Know who definitely knows Taylor Swift? Skeet Skeet! Yung Skeeter! Dude's tite with pretty much every girl I've ever wanted to know. Sky Ferreira. Katy Perry. Sky Ferreira. Sky Ferreira. Sky Ferreira. Ke$ha. Katy Perry. Sky Ferreira. So I feel like he must know T. So maybe I can get my friend Ezra to introduce me to Skeet Skeet. And then we'll become BFFs. And he'll introduce me to T. And I'll become her BF. And 13 and I will live happily ever after.

Yung Skeeter - Stand Again (Solidisco Remix) ** FREE DOWNLOAD ** by Solidisco

Ladyhawke - Sunday Drive (Gigamesh Remix) by modularpeople

The D.A. - Big Woman (Redsean Remix) by Rᴇᴅsᴇᴀɴ

P.S. That picture? At the top of the post? Um, yea. Favorite T. Swift picture I've seen in a long minute. OMG. How beautiful is my girl 13? Whoa.

Passion Pit + Carly Rae Jepsen + Fareoh + Archie.V + Friendly Greg

Today we take a break from talking about dates I'd like to go on with Taylor Swift. Instead we'll be talking about how I'd like y'all to stop talking about whether or not T. got breast implants. Because honestly, does it really matter? She's perfect. Always has been, always will be. If she got a bit of surgery done, great. Perfect before, still perfect after. And if she didn't have any work done, great. Perfect before, still on course to be perfect forever and always. Chill.

Take a Walk by passionpit

Call Me Maybe v. 2012 (Friendly Greg Blend) by FriendlyGreg

Turbz + Bingo Players + Juvenile

So I was talking with King Turbz the other day and he was all, "Bro. I'd say you have an outside shot at ever going on a date with Taylor Swift." Which I thought was pretty cool of him since most people assume I have quite literally no chance of ever even meeting T. But the scary part is. I mean. Taylor and I haven't yet gone on our first date and I'm already running out of date ideas! Whoa, crap! Anyways. Mad people have told me, "OMG, walking across the Brooklyn Bridge is a great date!" To which I was always like, "LOL, nah." I mean really? Outside? And walking? But seriously though. I'll try anything for T.

Juvy Rattle by turbzmusic

Mary Epworth + Grum + Tubetops

So the other day I got burgers and fries and shakes with James C. of Tubetops fame. The burgers ended up being crazy expensive and I felt really bad for recommending the place but whatever it's not my fault James isn't a multi-platinum ultra-rich rapper by now. That's on him. Anyways. Afterwards we caught some Vice documentaries at some movie theater or something. And they were totally, entirely, awesomely awesome. Really crazy stuff. Really interesting stuff. Really mind-blowing stuff. And I was like, "Dang, this would've been a great date for me and T." I mean, Taylor's been all over the world, right? But she stays staying in swanky hotels and the such because she's crazy rich and successful and etc. But 13's a good girl, so I'm sure she'd be fascinated by tales of the world. Right? Right? Yea. Perfect date for me and T. Swift, but I wasted it on stupid Tubetops. Jeez.



Mary Epworth - Long Gone (Grum Remix) by GRUM
Jet Set Life by TUBETOPS
Warmer Still by TUBETOPS

HOHME + Kaskade + Sander Van Doorn + Adrian Lux + Mindy Gledhill

So two or so weeks ago I got a little bit too drunk. And I threw a little bit of a temper tantrum. And it was a little bit unattractive. So I thought to myself, "Alright, bro. Maybe you should chill with the drinking for a short while." And you know what? It's been great. And I think it'll really help my relationship with 13. Says Swift, "I don't really like drinking. I'm not like, 'Man, that's my favorite thing to do.' And I don't drink to get drunk, because that's just not cute." You know what, 13? You're right. Like why do I even drink in the first place, you know? Mostly because I wanna meet total babes, but I'm too scared to chat with them if I'm not tipsy. But what's the point of chirping at babes if I know deep down that T. is the only one for me?

HOHME - Eagle Eyes (Kaskade x Sander Van Doorn x Adrian Lux x Mindy Gledhill) by HÔHME

Nicki Minaj + 2 Chainz + Usher + The Knocks + DiscoTech

So eventually things are gonna get serious. And it's gonna be hard since T. stays touring and I stay not being a famous touring DJ. So I'll probably go on tour with Taylor to keep her company and blah, blah, etc. We'll be whipping around Europe on the ill tour bus checking out churches and museums and holding hands and resting our heads on one another's shoulders and whatever. Really cute stuff. But mostly we'll be posted up on the bus watching music videos and talking nonsense for hours on end. Which for me for me will mean blasting Nicki Minaj videos on repeat and badgering 13 about why she felt the need to do a track with B.o.B. It'll be more fun than it sounds. Promise.





Brightside (DiscoTech remix) by The Knocks

Housse de Racket + Bufi

So my friend Alex recently went to some mixology class. Thing. Where like. They teach you how to make a bunch of drinks that are super yummy or whatever, whatever. And he was all, "This would be a great first date!" And I was all, "I can't afford that. And 13 doesn't strike me as much of a drinker." I think Taylor and I would have fun at Build-A-Bear, though. And afterwards? Milkshakes! I haven't had a milkshake in freaking ages. Also. Ice cream sandwiches. I'd been wanting an ice cream sandwich for a very long minute. And I got one at this restaurant on Thursday. And yo. Like. It was good. But not great. And I really, really needed it to be great. What were we talking about? Build-A-Bear? Throwing two straws in a milkshake and sharing it with Taylor Swift? Jeez, what a dream.

Housse de Racket - Aquarium (Bufi Remix) by Bufi